Shashi Tharoor wants to be my Member of Parliament – he is contesting the Lok Sabha elections in the constituency of Thiruvananthapuram in India.

Here’s what I think his PR machine forgets to tell the voters:
His lobbying for corporate polluters
He serves on the advisory board of the Corporate Social Responsibility effort of Coca-Cola India who incidentally has the ignominy of being one of the worst corporate polluters in India – especially in the notorious case of Plachimada in Palakkad district. Follow the debate here, where Mr. Tharoor has yet to respond truthfully to any of the questions posed. In fact, he had accused the criticism as “politically motivated” – barely weeks before he announced his Congress ticket in Thiruvananthapuram. His move to the Trivandrum from the rural, agrarian and economically backward Palakkad (which at least his grandparents call home) makes total sense.
His sexist outlook
Surprising for his otherwise well-crafted liberal packaging, he maintains a surprisingly sexist outlook. He has written and talked repeatedly about saving the fate of the Indian cloth of “sari” because “unlike every other female dress on the planet, the sari could be worn with elegance by women of any age, size or shape”. He doesn’t stop there – he actually wants to sound like a New England educated version of the more Talibanesque Sri Ram Sena.
Indeed, if you were stout, or bowlegged, or thick-waisted, nothing concealed those handicaps of nature better than the sari. Women looked good in a sari who could never have got away with appearing in public in a skirt
His superficial cosmopolitanism
Just when you were thinking, he’s getting dinged unfairly for a slip of the tongue, there he goes again on “Punjabi-ised folks”. Whoa, what an insightful observation on gender rights and equity.
And this is not just a northern phenomenon, the result of the increasing dominance of our culture by Punjabi-ised folk who think nothing of giving masculine names to their daughters.
Ahem, right man for Delhi.
His belief in god-men and milk drinking Ganeshas
After witnessing a Ganesha drinking milk in the home of an Indian Businessman in Houston, he writes
I did not know how to react to what I had just seen. I had come out of curiosity, not to explore or affirm belief. The milk-drinking was essentially irrelevant to “my” Hinduism; my faith was neither strengthened nor exalted by the sight of a statue drinking milk, nor would it have been shaken or diluted if Ganesh had refused to imbibe. I was prepared to believe that there might be a fully rational explanation for the event, but I was equally willing to accept that something might have occurred that was not readily susceptible to the demystification of scientists. I believe the world has more questions to pose than science has yet found answers for, and so have no intellectual difficulty with the notion of the supernatural.
That much for the liberal educated visionary, who can propel Trivandrum into the 21st century. More Milma counters near temples, perhaps? Saner Indians had protested in the past on account of such “Tharoorisms” even when he was announced as the Indian government’s nominee for the UN job.
His incompetence in “hands-on” diplomacy
Lets face it – he didn’t come down to Trivandrum to build “bijli, sadak or pani” for aam aadmi. No sir, that’s apparently being too little minded for an “MP”. What’s in fashion in Washington style politics of lobbying, caucuses and special interest groups. Even as America is struggling to change Washington, here we are moving step by step to exactly that. Mr. Tharoor clearly has his sights set on being India’s Foreign Affairs minister. That brings up more questions. I don’t give much credence to some of the criticisms of him being a aggressive political Zionist, however I am really worried by his loose comments about an Israeli-model Indian response to terrorism. What sort of a diplomat, let alone a statesman, would talk about matters of world peace with such callousness? If this writing is representative of his prowess of a future Indian Foreign Affairs minister – we might as well brace for an all-out conflict in the sub-continent. A career diplomat in the UN probably does not mean anything more than, well whatever that means – being in Manhattan, perhaps?
His total disconnect with Trivandrum, Kerala or India
He has near-zero understanding of grass roots reality in India, Kerala or Trivandrum. In fact, he is reported to have interrupted a rendition of the Indian national anthem “Jana Gana Mana” – and urged the audience to sing in an American way because it is apparently more “respectful”. For someone who seems to have magically shifted residence from New York and Dubai to Trivandrum, right on time for the Lok Sabha elections, I am not surprised at all. All the boys (“look, he’s got a cool website”) and girls (“oh, he’s sooo cute”) who think he is the Indian Barack Obama, should probably be looking at the real Obama story – he was a darn good community organizer, who worked shoulder to shoulder with real people and worked on real problems.
“I grew up to be a man, right here, in this area. It’s as a consequence of working with this organization and this community that I found my calling. There was something more than making money and getting a fancy degree. The measure of my life would be public service.”
Wearing a mundu for photo ops and jumping on board “big-ticket” development projects or running for-profit “finishing schools” just doesn’t cut it. Knowing how trade treaties obliterate rural Trivandrum’s small-scale agri-industries, knowing how poverty drives inner city youth to crime, knowing how communal interests hijack the “sub-altern”, knowing crowded KSRTC buses and “parallel services”, knowing thattukadas – they surely count a lot even for someone planning to stay in Delhi. The same reasons which made Shashi Tharoor a somewhat successful UN bureaucrat, columnist and author – a western liberal education, middle of the road politics which is marked by avoidance of issues rather than dealing with them, multi-lingualism, subservience to power structures and a total disconnect with grass roots reality – should make his defeat in Thiruvanathapuram desirable. A vote’s a precious thing, it’s a shame to waste it on Mr. Tharoor.
[UPDATE - 04/11]
In the past few days, more signs of protest and resistance have come up online